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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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Everyone: OMG IT’S OCTOBER! FALL! PUMPKINS! COLD WEATHER WE CAN FINALLY BREAK OUT THE SWEATERS
Southern Californians: *still in summer clothes and bracing for record breaking triple digit temps in the middle of the worst drought*
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bace-jeleren: “ wasifio: “ Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread. ” This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have... bace-jeleren: “ wasifio: “ Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread. ” This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have... bace-jeleren: “ wasifio: “ Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread. ” This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have...

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

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iloveyouandilikeyou: “ #I have no idea where andy dwyer ends and chris pratt begins ” iloveyouandilikeyou: “ #I have no idea where andy dwyer ends and chris pratt begins ” iloveyouandilikeyou: “ #I have no idea where andy dwyer ends and chris pratt begins ” iloveyouandilikeyou: “ #I have no idea where andy dwyer ends and chris pratt begins ”

iloveyouandilikeyou:

#I have no idea where andy dwyer ends and chris pratt begins

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cryingmanlytears.tumblr.com.

randomfandomteacher:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

image

They let it go and it flew away…

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folieafab:

Reasons I should be in a band:

1) I’d be really amusing in interviews

2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter

3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)

4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good

Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:

1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit

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anniefelis: “ randomthingieshere: “ ALL IT TOOK WAS A RIDICULOUSLY LARGE PHONE TO MAKE POCKETS FOR WOMEN IMPORTANT ” I will still crack jokes about how phones are suddenly giant things, but maybe now I can start wearing women’s jeans again. ” anniefelis: “ randomthingieshere: “ ALL IT TOOK WAS A RIDICULOUSLY LARGE PHONE TO MAKE POCKETS FOR WOMEN IMPORTANT ” I will still crack jokes about how phones are suddenly giant things, but maybe now I can start wearing women’s jeans again. ”

anniefelis:

randomthingieshere:

ALL IT TOOK WAS A RIDICULOUSLY LARGE PHONE TO MAKE POCKETS FOR WOMEN IMPORTANT

I will still crack jokes about how phones are suddenly giant things, but maybe now I can start wearing women’s jeans again.

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geekasaur: “ are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom? i have had too much coffee ” geekasaur: “ are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom? i have had too much coffee ” geekasaur: “ are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom? i have had too much coffee ” geekasaur: “ are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom? i have had too much coffee ” geekasaur: “ are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom? i have had too much coffee ” geekasaur: “ are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom? i have had too much coffee ” geekasaur: “ are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom? i have had too much coffee ” geekasaur: “ are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom? i have had too much coffee ”

geekasaur:

are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom?

i have had too much coffee

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setbabiesonfire: “ digdaga: “ Photographer Lassi Rautiainen recently captured the profound partnership between a she-wolf and a brown bear in the wilds of northern Finland. For days, he witnessed the strange pair meet every evening to share food...
setbabiesonfire: “ digdaga: “ Photographer Lassi Rautiainen recently captured the profound partnership between a she-wolf and a brown bear in the wilds of northern Finland. For days, he witnessed the strange pair meet every evening to share food...

setbabiesonfire:

digdaga:

Photographer Lassi Rautiainen recently captured the profound partnership between a she-wolf and a brown bear in the wilds of northern Finland. For days, he witnessed the strange pair meet every evening to share food after a hard day of hunting. No one knows when or how this relationship was formed, “but it is certain that by now each of them needs the other.” - Source

I love this more than I can put into words.

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